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Unidentified Flying Object Over Country
FROSTBITE FALLS, MINNESOTA-A little gray furry thing with a tail and an aviator's helmet has been flying around all parts of the country. One claim reveals it to be a cartoon character, another claim, a pop culture icon, and yet another claim, a TV hero who starred in a show featuring a moose, a mountie, a dog and his boy, and some fairy-tales who recently made a movie(this was highly unlikely).
-Domination Dog
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RACE RESULTS: Chickens won each one, humans came in last
SOMEWHERE IN GREAT BRITTAN: A group of chickens(who resembled Wallace and Gromit)beat some no-good farmers in some races the other month. Farmers claimed the chickens should be disqualified for using a plane, but there's no rule against that in the rule book. The grand prize was a vacation at Chicken Sanctuary.
-David Ganssle